Thank You Notes - September 25, 2009

In the spirit of Jimmy Fallon, I thought I'd take some time this Friday evening to write my thank you notes for the week.

Can I get some thank you music, please? Thanks.

Dear Mailman,

Thank you for being too lazy to reach all the way down into our mailbox to see if we have any outgoing mail. It's not your fault our apartment complex was too cheap to provide us with a better method for sending out mail. Don't worry, I'll just leave my mail out on the ledge tomorrow and pray it doesn't blow away. And if you don't see it then, don't worry about it, I'll just drive all the way to the post office instead. Don't let anyone tell you that you're not doing a great job!

Thanks,

Natalie

Dear Guy On the Highway Who Doesn't Use His Blinker,

Thanks so much for swerving in and out of my lane today on the way home without using your blinker. I really enjoyed having to slam on my brakes when you decided to jump in front of me at the last second with no warning. Who needs blinkers anyway? Heck, maybe we all should stop using blinkers and see how it goes.

Thanks,

Natalie

Dear Time Clock at Work,

Thanks for being so unreliable. One day your time agrees with the one on my phone, and the next day you're 5 minutes fast! It really makes me look good to be showing up at 8:05 when according to other sources it's only 8:00. This whole guessing game is so exciting. Please continue to add variety to my life, because when I'm running late you know just how to cheer me up.

Thanks,

Natalie

Dear Survivor Samoa,

Thank you for picking the worst cast ever to play the game this year. Not only do they suck, but they already sent home two of the smartest cast members. And you crew members sit idly by. Should not Jeff have some say in this? Can you please invent some kind of veto right? You already set one record with having the first person in history to be thrown out of a challenge. Here's hoping to many more such records!

Thanks,

Natalie

And finally:

Dear Blair Waldorf,

Thank you for proving that people don't change. Most people do some soul searching and grow up when they go to college. But not you! You're still the same manipulative, power-hungry girl we all know and love. I'm sure college is just like Constance Billard School for Girls and you'll fit in in no time. Just stay the same for our sake. It's fun to watch.

Thanks,

Natalie

If you haven't seen Jimmy Fallon's thank you notes, here's a favorite clip of mine:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/94114/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-thank-you-notes